okay, i was thinking about all the wonderful celebrities that i just adore and admire. But there are few bad apples that I just can’t stand to hear about.

1. AMY WINEHOUSE : yuck man, this woman is not what i would consider a celebrity. for one she is about fugly, and she is so doped up on drugs all the damn time, she looks like a trailor trash whore…seriously not what i would want any of my children looking up to as a role model.

2. LINDSEY LOHAN : again another prime example of a constant drug user. i am so tired of hearing about her and her ‘butch’ girlfriend samantha. i seriously doubt anyone who is actually a respected actor or actress, would ever take her seriously.

3. THE JONAS BROTHERS : to me these guys arent talented or ’sexy’. I think they all look pretty gay to me. i dunno. i guess you have to be 13 or under to like these guys.

4. BERNIE MAC : okay yes, hes dead. RIP. But to me i had no respect for him, he was a racist son of a bitch, who thought he was better then everyone else. and to me he wasn’t that funny. i dunno…maybe im just cold hearted?  but yeah, i said it.

5. MICHAEL PHELPS : gosh, okay he can swim, we already discovered his talent. yes he has a nice body, but his face and ears…oh my god. I dunno i just get so bored reading and hearing about his swimming talent. i seriously think he has another hidden talent…and it has something to do with men’s private areas and his ass.

now that you read my crude honesty, go ahead…tell me how mean and wrong i am, as i expect you guys will do. i want you to be honest and to tell me your honest opinion, as well. as we are all entitled to one.

okay, first Bush’s idiotic behavior at the Olympics. (DUUUUURRRRRRRR, my names George…i think.)

Now a team of big foot hunters say they found bigfoots dead body in the state of Georgia and are throwing a press conference in California today at noon to present pictures of the body and DNA results.

If you would like to see a picture of the “body” please visit searchingforbigfoot.com/

I HAVE ONE QUESTION…“WHAT THE HELL ARE PEOPLE SMOKING THESE DAYS?”

I’m a junk food eater…as my weight could probably scream out to every passer by!

heres my list of the top 5 junk foods!

My ultimate favorite candy! Twixes are like heaven to me! I dunno something about the caramel, chocolate and crunchy cookie is just the most appetizing to me! and they are cheap too, at walmart i buy the king size for like 0.88 cent.

Snicker’s are too good, but I really have to be in a mood for them, since they pack such a thick and creamy sweetness. Sometimes it’s a little bit too much to bear. But, like the twix, they are cheap as well.

okay you have to be crazy not to like hot pockets, these are so good…i eat them with ranch dressing and garlic salt. I love every kind they have. They aren’t exactly cheap…but they make a great meal on the go and they cook in 2 minutes.

OREOS! my favorite cookie of all time, so good! I always eat them late at night, when im watching some mushy movie, they and milk go together so good. I never eat the middle out then the cookie, I like to eat them soggy in milk, just they way they are!

CUPCAKES!!!! gosh i really dont like the vanilla ones, but chocolate cupcakes rock my world, for some reason they taste different to me then regular cake, i dunno. But add a little bit of marshmallow flavoring to your batter, before you bake them…and ohh gosh! yummy stuff! and pile on the icing…i wont say no!

SOME OF YOURS?