okay, i was thinking about all the wonderful celebrities that i just adore and admire. But there are few bad apples that I just can’t stand to hear about.

1. AMY WINEHOUSE : yuck man, this woman is not what i would consider a celebrity. for one she is about fugly, and she is so doped up on drugs all the damn time, she looks like a trailor trash whore…seriously not what i would want any of my children looking up to as a role model.

2. LINDSEY LOHAN : again another prime example of a constant drug user. i am so tired of hearing about her and her ‘butch’ girlfriend samantha. i seriously doubt anyone who is actually a respected actor or actress, would ever take her seriously.

3. THE JONAS BROTHERS : to me these guys arent talented or ’sexy’. I think they all look pretty gay to me. i dunno. i guess you have to be 13 or under to like these guys.

4. BERNIE MAC : okay yes, hes dead. RIP. But to me i had no respect for him, he was a racist son of a bitch, who thought he was better then everyone else. and to me he wasn’t that funny. i dunno…maybe im just cold hearted?  but yeah, i said it.

5. MICHAEL PHELPS : gosh, okay he can swim, we already discovered his talent. yes he has a nice body, but his face and ears…oh my god. I dunno i just get so bored reading and hearing about his swimming talent. i seriously think he has another hidden talent…and it has something to do with men’s private areas and his ass.

now that you read my crude honesty, go ahead…tell me how mean and wrong i am, as i expect you guys will do. i want you to be honest and to tell me your honest opinion, as well. as we are all entitled to one.